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The sexual act of while have anal sex with a man or women right before climax one pulls out with them turtle heading a shit and them cums on top of the ass crack with jizz running down covering the shit then taking a big bite.
I still have shit in me teeth from that jersey city bon bon last night.
This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.
After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.
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A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
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When a gay man farts inside another gay mans penis, forcing air down his shaft and pumping up his prostate like a hot air balloon.
That was the best new jersey air balloon I've ever had.
When a girl poops & sneezes with her eyes open while holding her breath.
Cheetah Candy be famous, yo. She can do a bangin' New Jersey Turnpike.
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When during anal sex the female farts on the male's penis
Last night, my girl ripped ass and gave me the New Jersey Air Vent
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When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.
When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.
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