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Jesus is the Son of God who came to Earth to die for us and save us from sin. Remember, every breath you take is because of His love for you.
We go to church to celebrate and worship Jesus for He is lord of all.
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Are lord an savior who died on the cross for are sins.
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Everything. Creator of all. Saviour, and well jesus.....
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A random hipster in 0AD that tried to get peoples attention that God was real. He also got sacrificed, was resurected 3 days later and died again.
Jesus was a believer in God, so the people crucified him out of hatred!
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some dude commonly believed by the same kind of morons
jesus christ? actually doesn't exist!
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1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.
2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.
1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??
2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.
And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?
Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.
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A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.
Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.
Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"
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