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Jesus

A carpenter who lived some time from 1 to 30 AD before getting executed by crucifixion.

In Christianity, he is God's son and sent to Earth to die for mankind's sins so it can be forgiven. Because of this, the cross is associated with Christianity.

Interestingly, in Islam, he is said to be a prophet rather than the son of God. He's also mentioned the most often compared to any other person in the Quran.

In both, it is written that he also preached (Christianity in the case of Christianity and Islam in the case of Islam). It's also written that Jesus was born to a person called Mary, who was a virgin - both religions agree that this was due to divine intervention.

Y'all need Jesus.

by a doorknob October 3, 2018

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Jesus

Jesus is the Son of God who came to Earth to die for us and save us from sin. Remember, every breath you take is because of His love for you.

We go to church to celebrate and worship Jesus for He is lord of all.

by ncummins681 October 6, 2020

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Jesus

Are lord an savior who died on the cross for are sins.

Jesus are father in heaven

by Ilovejesuslove777 June 4, 2017

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Jesus

Everything. Creator of all. Saviour, and well jesus.....

Oh, jesus.

by AGuyAguyWhoIsEatingPie May 27, 2019

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Jesus

A random hipster in 0AD that tried to get peoples attention that God was real. He also got sacrificed, was resurected 3 days later and died again.

Jesus was a believer in God, so the people crucified him out of hatred!

by BumBumBoi January 6, 2021

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jesus christ

some dude commonly believed by the same kind of morons

jesus christ? actually doesn't exist!

by chun hyang February 6, 2008

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Jesus Christ

1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.

2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.

1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??

2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.

And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?

Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.

by XxXI.AM.NOT.AN.AETHEISTXxX April 4, 2009

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