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Officially the AntiChrist. The CEO and Co-founder of a company that is pure Evil bent on taking over the world.
Hence apple in latin is very similar to the word Evil in latin.
Steve Jobs: Mac computers are soo much more compatable than PCs
Mac Comp: WTF is this program you just gave me I can't read it, nor smell it!!
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A hand job alternative where a barrier exists between the penis and the hand, most commonly a demin material. Given in scenerios where the woman is not willing to fondle the male genitalia or done as a public solution to sexual frustration.
That bitch didn't even jerk me off, all i got was a stupid jean job.
I had to bust in my pants during class
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when a dude sticks his tongue up a pussy
"i gave mary the best tongue job last nite"
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Form of sexual intercourse in which the male inserts his erect penis into the lover's ear causing stimulation and pleasure. What many don't know, is that the phrase "fucked her brains out" derived from this activity. Not to be confused with a nose job, an ear job allows the male to assert his dominance to the female in a newer, more fucked up way.
-Doctor: well it seems that you have an infection in your right ear. Seems to be clogged with some liquid. Have you been swimming lately?
-Woman: Oh that's my husbands cum, I gave him an ear job.
-Doctor: wipes hand on cloth* Well your husbands a gross fucker.
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A distant and more exotic cousin on the standard "Blow Job" where the giving partner gives the receiving partner oral sex with a peppermint, spearmint or any other type menthol candy in thier mouth. First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com.
Guy 1: yo brosef, my girl is wicked sick and she gave me a blow job with a luden's cough drop in he mouth. Does that count as a mint job?
Guy 2: depends what flavor.
Guy 1: Honey.
Guy 2: Nah brotallica, that's just gross. When I take my girl to Chilis she grabs a handful of mints on the way out, then I catch a serious road minter.
Guy 1: Yeah, with bits of bacon and beef floating around in there cause I know she doesn't floss before going down on you brose'.
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When a girl rubs a mans dick and balls
I gave my boyfriend the best hand job last night. His parents went out, so we turned off the lights to watch a movie. At the start of the movie i leaned over and french him. Then i leaned over and started to undid his belt, he got all tense. Next i pulled his pants to about his knees, just incase his parents cam back. i cupped his balls and then started to rub his shaft slowly at first then faster. It was driving him crazy, so i grabbed the end of his shaft and sqeezed with a little pressure. He cummed all over the fucking place. After that we totally did IT!!!!!!!!!!
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A snooze job is when you and your partner are waken up by the alarm clock, you hit the snooze button and he/she starts performing oral sex until the alarm goes off again.
"The buzzer starting going off and I knew it was time to giver him a snooze job."
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