July 8

People born on July 8 are the most annoying little shits on earth.

No wonder Stephan is so annoying, he is born on July 8.

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July 14th

If you were born on July 14th, you are an absolute tard. The worst of the worst. A piss baby.

Bro 1: "Bro you were born on July 14th?"
Bro 2: "Yeah... Why?"
Bro 1: "CRINGE"

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Christmas in July

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.

You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog

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July 12

International Ethma day. A day when all Ethma shippers come together to celebrate Ethan Dolan and Emma Chamberlains hidden/non hidden relationship. “Yeah but did we say it? Not yet” -Emma chamberlain

“What day is it?“ “July 12th” “Omg its international Ethma day!”

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4th of july

i kick ass song by shooter jennings about a time in his life when him and his g/f or wife (i'm not sure which)were traveling

You were pretty as can be, sitting in the front seat
Looking at me, telling me you love me, and your happy to be,
With me on the 4th of July
We sang Stranglehold to the stereo
Couldn't take no more of that rock n roll
So we put on a little George Jones and just sang along

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July 7

person who is super dramatic, problematic, and such a crybaby. Gotta lover her tho

Dad: yo my girl is born on July 7!

Kid: that sucks! She’s gonna be a drama queen!

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july 18

International hug a bisexual day.

"Hey Alan, its july 18th! We should go hug some bisexuals"

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