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A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina
"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"
(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.
Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them
When God hands you fried lemons, eat them
A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.
Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.
When you bust a fat nut in your significant others mouth and proceed to piss in her mouth.
My wife got pretty mad when I gave her a cloudy lemon last night.
Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".
"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."
What you call the type of person with a dirty and sour personality.
Person 1: ugh she sucks.
Person 2: yea she’s such a dirty lemon.
What you call someone who has a very stinky and sour personality. Basically someone who actually sucks.
Person 1: ugh she sucks.
Person 2: yea she’s a total dirty lemon