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A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!
"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
"eMac" was a desktop computer manufactured by Apple Inc. from 2002 to 2005. It was designed as an affordable option for education and home users. The "e" in eMac stood for education, as the computer was marketed heavily towards schools.
The eMac featured a CRT (cathode ray tube) display instead of the LCD (liquid crystal display) found in most modern computers. It also had a built-in handle for easy portability, and its all-in-one design meant that it did not require a separate tower or display.
The eMac was powered by a G4 processor and shipped with Mac OS X v10.2 Jaguar. Later models were upgraded to Mac OS X v10.3 Panther and v10.4 Tiger. It was eventually discontinued in favor of the iMac, which had a sleeker design and more advanced features.
Although the eMac is no longer produced by Apple, it still has a dedicated fanbase and is often sought after by collectors or those who prefer the retro feel of a CRT display.
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Mac and Me is a 1988 American film that is widely regarded as the greatest film of all time just ahead of 2022 Marvel/Sony vampire drama Morbius. Aside from the life changing story within this great film lies a humble tale of a young alien who just wants to get back to his family, which includes his dad (who clearly fucks). For the small price of $20ish dollars you can join Mac on his incredible journey to get home with the help of his non-walking wheelchair-ridden human compadre who may or may not die at the end of the film. This film is truly a mastapiece, and will surely bring a tear to your dumbass eyes. Defly betta than Mobius. 10/10 doctors agree.
"Mac and Me is better than Morbius." - Everyone
The term for a bald cunt, he'll force you to come in when your shoes are melting and you can't physically go on. However, he'll force you to go home when there's 0.01% of the car park is covered in ice.
If you know someone who show signs of being a G Mac, you should get them help.
Vince: Son, me and your mother are concerned about you, you're showing signs of a G Mac.
Gerard: I know father, I am a G Mac, I love his bald head.
A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.
I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.
Flirting with boys with an agenda, that being getting the guy to date you. The saying implies inevitable success at acquiring a mac daddy.
"Colleen, we can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "Ruba, if you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"