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A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.
Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher
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A cool girl with big dreams. She is willing to put others first with everything. Good at dance, cheer, softball, basketball. Loves to be silly and funny. Fun to be around and hang with. Very flexible and fast. Every guy has a crush but never says.
She definitely is a Heather Marie.
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Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)
Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.
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She likes verbal porn,
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.
That is all.
-"Do you know Mary Isabella?"
-"Who?"
-"Oh, nevermind. She ain't that important!"
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when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.
girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
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Whenever someone wears white socks with black shoes or black socks with white shoes.
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