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Green idiot with his 1 thousand simps that have no life.
"Im a fan of Twa And Matthew Productions so If You bully him I will Kill you."
"Grow the fuck up."
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A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.
Trav : “Oh there’s Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy”
Female : “Gimp”
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A crazed passage from the Bible where Jesus declares that he is not here to bring peace, but the sword. Funnily enough, it completely contradicts what he says in Matthew 26:52, where he tells his disciples to put down their swords, as "all who draw the sword will die by the sword".
Matthew 10:34 (NIV)
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household."
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Usually a redhead from Ireland who does acts like he is cool. Pale as fuck and never shuts the fuck up. Short as hell and gets picked on by his friends. Usually has a high ass voice and wears Adidas or Nike all the time. He is usually still a good friend if you need something tiny to let all your rage out on. Plays a lot of sports and cries when he loses.
Person 1- Hey look at that short ass punching bag. I hate that kid he never shuts the fuck up.
Person 2- Bro! Stop thats my friend Matthew!
Person 1- He walks pretty straight.
Person 2- Okay? What are you implementing from that?
Person 1- *Goes to gym storage room and emerges with baseball bat*. I mean when I'm done with him hes gonna be as disabled as Stephen Hawking.
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A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) is the greatest friend you could ever have. With their bluey hazel eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.
Hey look it's Matthew! He's such a nice person.
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The most incredible guy anyone could meet. He's loving, caring, faithful, honest, gorgeous, generous, happy, and just DROP DEAD SEXY! No one in this world compares to him, as much as you boys and guys would like to.. Sorry there's no hope for you :) Shane Tew is an incredible athlete who will have an extraordinary future. And ladies.. Sorry but he's already taken for LIFE<3 yes, you may go drown yourself in your tears now!, I know.. You all would love to have him for yourselves. Shane is beautiful inside and out, even when he's raging mad! Also; Shane has the best body around, he won the best body competition, how sexy is that ;) damnnnn! There may be over a million (shane)'s in this world, but there's only one who fits the name and that's Shane Matthew tew!!! Baby your the best thing that has ever happened to me even when we are in the worst of times! I promise to be the best girlfriend/wifey ever ;))) I love you sweet baby, even when I'm outrageously mad! Same goes for you :) ya hearddddd me baby!
It's you and me forever! No matter what<3 muahhh!
Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3
We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)
102309 forever and after baby!!!!!
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A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual
MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME
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