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Another word to use inplace of Swine flu.
"Shit man, don't go near Jose or he might give you Mexican AIDS!"
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When a guy gets close to finishing with 2 latina chicks and one girl shits on the others ass and vice versa. After the shitting is done, the guy jizzes all over both the chicks asses and they slam their booty cheeks together and create the Mexican Moonpie.
Guy: "Yo man, I can't wait to make a Mexican Moonpie with these 2 Spanish chicks I met at the fiesta!"
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When one is pissed on by a mexican as a baby
The women left her baby outside for a minute when she had came back she found her baby covered in piss her baby had recieved a mexican baptism.
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When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.
Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.
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Performing a hand job using a reverse grip.
How about you use a reverse Mexican grip and give me a hand job?
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A Caribbean island that wants to be a state, but Trump sees that Puerto Rico is another country in Mexico and wants to build a wall around it when the government mentions statehood for Puerto Rico.
PR Governor: "We want statehood now" Trump: "Build the wall now on that Mexican island"
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when, in the act of spooning a girl, she farts on your dick.
I awoke due to a warm breeze on my crotch only to realize that Shondra had given me a mexican whisper.
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