A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.
Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.
a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup
Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!
J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.
"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"
17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.
Comparing a high level of regret to that felt by a legendary 90's garage artist who; unlike other artists to apologise through the medium of song (i.e. Akon and Madonna)- is truely sorry!
"I am monster boy sorry I nailed your mum....again"
A girl who goes to college, joins a sorority, and no longer has a life outside of her sorority
Amy came home for Christmas break freshman year and we soon found out she had become a sorority monster. All she spoke about for the rest of her 4 years at college and beyond were her sisters/little, frat guys, and mixers.
Jeff's friend asked him, "Is this dress ok for recruitment?" He did not know what to say, but knew his friend had become a sorority monster.