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Monster Cack

A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.

Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.

by Akashaceleste December 12, 2008


green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003


crack monster

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008


milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 20, 2011


boxer monster

a hard dick in your boxers.

17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.

by BEAN93x December 15, 2010


monster boy

Comparing a high level of regret to that felt by a legendary 90's garage artist who; unlike other artists to apologise through the medium of song (i.e. Akon and Madonna)- is truely sorry!

"I am monster boy sorry I nailed your mum....again"

by DangerousAntony October 29, 2009


sorority monster

A girl who goes to college, joins a sorority, and no longer has a life outside of her sorority

Amy came home for Christmas break freshman year and we soon found out she had become a sorority monster. All she spoke about for the rest of her 4 years at college and beyond were her sisters/little, frat guys, and mixers.

Jeff's friend asked him, "Is this dress ok for recruitment?" He did not know what to say, but knew his friend had become a sorority monster.

by 701A September 17, 2013