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Man who exclusively hunts blantons.
Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark
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when you 69, and the person on top shits on their partners face
i just gave that chick the mud mask
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An empty scrotum or ball sack.
Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.
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Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.
Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"
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A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd
My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.
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When the butt crack of a basketball is dragged down the face of a defender, or team mate as he descends from a dunk.
Did you see the mud pack that Kobe Pryant got when Derrick Rose dunked on him?!!!
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A white guy who prefers black chicks
Man chad only fucks black girls. Such a mud-digger
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