Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word
She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin
Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always
Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"
Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."
a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)
Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.
So you got yourself a hood muffin.
it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked
“your so bad at this get muffined”
A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.
Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.
While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.
His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.
When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.
Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler