bar shuffle

A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.

Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?

Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.

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bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.

Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?

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Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.

He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.

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bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

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snitzel bar

bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise

scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.

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Dalokohs Bar

The Dalokohs Bar is a chocolate bar for the Heavy in the fps game, Team Fortress 2. If you are a Heavy and eat the Dalokohs Bar, (Depending on if you have full health), it adds +50 max health for 30 seconds. Instead of healing you to 300 health, it only heals 100 health. Now another thing is if you combine the +50 max health + the Fists of Steel, you can survive some (not all), but some taunt kills. (Also when dropped it acts as a small health kit)

Dalokohs bar is the weaker version of the superior Sandvich

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Search Bar

What are you? A madlad? Why did you search search bar in the search bar? Well, I guess you did it.

So I searched search bar in the search bar today and got this...

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