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Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.

you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.

by Eliott Johnson June 2, 2007

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Fat bum

Someone with a fat bum will sit on you and squash the banana out of you

A fat bum is someone a girl named Allison might have or a Dorthy

by Chunky Man January 16, 2020

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Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009

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Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 February 17, 2012

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City Bum

Wanna be thugs always at the city in their pyrex/nike/adidas/studdy clothes who sleep there and scab money off other people. Always trynna be cool and fight for likes on facebook.

Brendan: How was the city you city bum? Find a nice park bench
Olivia: Fuck off cunt, i only slept there once.

by fuckenhomo99 February 11, 2016

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Radiator Bumming

An act of pleasuring ones bum on a warm radiator while ingesting food stuffs of extraordinary proportions. This is often done during a break in work or at the stroke of midnight. Observers can often seem bemused and have to be treated for mild shock as the belly of the beast enacting this routine sends one in to a state of despair.

Why on earth is Radiator Bumming so good?

Answer: It is the only thing that understands my needs as a woman

by MrTimtimsta March 2, 2009

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bum on a wall

A foundational indicator of creative talent. A benchmark of skill with communicative language, be it written or visual.

"She was so artistically challenged, she couldn't draw bum on a wall."

by Amberfishy May 26, 2006

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