John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair

Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

Rich in the hair

Someone who has, or thinks he has, a hair style that makes him appear rich. Usually the person is not rich, which is why he resorts to his hair to appear rich.

Eric: Man, I just cut my hair today.
Carl: Nice, looking sharp.
Eric: Yeah I know! People say I look rich and that I am a perfect 10. Rich in the hair!

Gyan Hair

A specific hair style to attract someone of the opposite gender, thus creating strong sexual tension.

He had the Gyan Hair back in highschool.

Hair of the dog

A Scottish term for an alcoholic drink. Normally used the day after if you have a hangover. Another drink to help get over a hangover

I'm going for a hair of the dog, see you at the bar.

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

triangle hair

The unfortunate result of having fine hair where there is no volume at the roots but an abundance of volume/frizz as the hair goes on, resulting in a triangular hair shape.

Girl, I need to deep condition and get this hair cut, I have a bad case of triangle hair!