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April 5

It’s for the thick boys and plus that they get a free n word pass from there black friend

Wow it’s your birthday today it’s April 5 it’s for the thick boys woooooohooooo

by Thiccy Rich November 26, 2019

4πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching

Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention

by MiniStig1 July 8, 2010

27πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


5 levels of fatness

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.

what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!

by Dragongobi March 10, 2010

446πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


now number 5

Number 5 is featured in the backstreet boys hit "I Want It That Way" and if someone yells "NOW NUMBER 5" you are required to say "I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

"NOW NUMBER 5" "I never want to hear you say" "I want it that way"

by Brooklyn Nine-Nine November 24, 2018

73πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


5 o'clock shadow

Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.

Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.

"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."

by StephenCarr October 18, 2005

1128πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž


5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!

Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.

by SydiWadd October 29, 2014

131πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


5 Clicks To Jesus

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.

"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."

by Khamey January 31, 2010

33πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž