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1st USURPER of the United States Presidency.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
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Obama was a man who ruled over time and space, and snapped the avengers out of fucking existence along with the rich
Ayo Obama don't take my money
Obama: nah fuck you lol
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It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
Obama is the kanye from the future. Obama has time traveled to when his name was Kanye and in 2020 kanye will become president, the obama we know changed time and life as we know.
kanye obama is the future Kanye to show us how it will be in 2020.
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shitting while listening to obama's speech
he Obama-shitsm himself
The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.
“I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”