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a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
The name that strikes fear into our hearts.
The Man behind this slaughtered kindergarteners.
The true hero for school shooters
The rizzler...
We bouta recreate sandy hook!
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It Is when you bang a hot chick .
Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen
Penis. Also known as a cock or dick.
I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.
It sounds like "Well i'll be fucked" in an irish accent
Irish guy: "Whale oil beef hooked"
Another irish guy: **laughs**
The poor rigger that has chase the hook all day because the legend in the seat can’t catch the load.
Poor Juan has to rig for the legend Tom today, he’s going to be a hook chaser all day. Tom could catch a cold faster than he could catch his load.