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Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.
See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.
When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.
Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄
Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.
He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.
when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.
A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
A mental folder of photos used for the sexual pleasuring of yourself.
{Man mid-sex} I'll have to save that for the wank bank!
when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself
oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.