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When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”
When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off
Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me
The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."
When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.
Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.
Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
The act of gently inserting a fist into a woman's uterus, followed by his penis and masturbates while his fist is inside of the uterus.
"Dude, my girlfriend is so dirty I cave wanked the fucked out of her last night"
Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank
Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank