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My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!
A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.
"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"
The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.
Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.
Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.
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A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.
If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?
Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.
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paper mario 1 and 2 are winnar but supar papr mario isnt an rpg and im like wtf? and supr is too easy cuz its platfrmer and stupid. so 1 and 2 are win but 3 is fail and i dont call 3 i call supr cuz its not papr mario its mario who happens to be papr.
YAS!!! RPG!!! WITH MARIO!!! WINNAR!!!
YAS!!! IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!
YAS!!! o dam its a platfrmer. dam. FACE IT GUYS, BREAKFAST IS RUINED!!!
O, and also Paper Mario Series.
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Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.
" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"
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