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When a guy is talking to another person on the phone, and the guy hands the phone over to another person nearby, because he would rather have his friend be in an awkward situation with a person they don't even know then for the talker to just hang up the phone in the first place.
Jack: Hey Jill, my hotpockets just got done, can you talk to my friend for a sec?
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
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When at a crawl or otherwise in traffic, you see at least five cars in a row on their cell phone.
"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
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Often paired with please pick up the white courtesy phone, it's a phrase often used on sports athletes, that are no longer performing well.
Peyton Manning, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.
girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
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when you are having sex in a phone booth and making a phone call to your mother at the same time.
hi mom it's me i'm in a phone boo
having a good time with your friend sue
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If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these
This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES
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In reference to a specific type of phone-call, actually means epically long.
"Give us a quick phone call mate"
That phonecall will still be going on the day after tomorrow.
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