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Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.
That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!
Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops
BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT
Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato
A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
What your balls look like after going swimming.
Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.
1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.
2# Nickname for friend or significant other.
1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?
A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum
Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato
An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.
"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"