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The result of not using a baby wipe after taking a dump.
I hate it when I run out of baby wipes. I end up with a burnt onion ring!
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An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.
Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
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When a woman becomes airborne during sex.
I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.
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When you create a pandora station based on a song, but never seem to hear said song.
I created a Sandstorm radio, and it took me a week to actually hear it! I got the pandora ring around.
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Short for engagement ring.
My fiancé and I are going to go shopping for a nice wedding band to match my e-ring this weekend.
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Leaves Oklahoma City Thunder ( the team that drafted him - Seattle Supersonic ) and his bestfriend ( Russell Westbrook ) to joinGolden State Warriors, even-tho the Warriors Beat them in the 2016 western-Conference Finals.. Joines Warriors just to win, and gives no fuck about loyalty...
So the definition of Ring Chaser is " Kevin Durant "
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When a mans ring or butt hole get busted by another man penis while performing the nigga flip or any other sexual position. If you get your ring busted you get your ring busted.
Hey bud why you walking funny?
Ahh man that Kitch busted my ring last night...im steel bleeding.
That Kitch has always been a ring buster.
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