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When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.
Card game from "The King of Queens" television show.
“Alright, the game is San Diego Scooby Doo. Three decks, and we use all the Jokers and instruction cards.”
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A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:
Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
A cool/swaggish way to say bye.
Bascilly you can use this to say bye at the end of a youtube video or regular video. Originally used at the end of a youtube video for the channel 'PrankVsPrank' Jesse and Jeana..... peace on the streets son/san
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When someone is annoyingly singing in front, of you, and you kick them in the ass and they immediately shut up
random girl "SOOOOOMEWHEEEEERE OVER THE RAIN...OW!"
chris "shut the fuck up."
dave "nice San Diego Silencer."
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A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.
Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
Having anal sex with a person to completion and then urinating in that person's anus.
Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.
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