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self-hating jew

This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.

Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.

Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"

Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"

Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"

Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"

by Spliffsmoker September 4, 2011

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self righteous bitch

Self righteous bitch: The act of being an egocentric swine

"that self righteous bitch! who does she think she is?"

by Teishii September 16, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mindless self indulgence

soundtrack to the life of a tormented suburban cry baby. Hell yeah... I love it!

....none needed

by Alex November 19, 2003

64๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Algorithm self report

When someoneโ€™s suggested videos self report on you what type of videos theyโ€™ve been previously watching.

This Anti Vax video was on your For You page? Algorithm self report my dude.

by FrickDaPoPo October 3, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-effacing joke

What Jake Gyllenhaal used to charm Taylor Swifts dad

โ€œโ€ฆyou who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes, sipping coffee like youโ€™re on a late night showโ€ All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylorโ€™s Version)

by Taylorโ€™s left ear November 24, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


self coupling

The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.

That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)

by Lonesentry December 6, 2019

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self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 20, 2010

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