side plate spinnin'

When you have a main dish (relationship) and then several other people (side plates) that you're chatting, flirting, and boning. Your main dish is like meatloaf, you're familiar with it and you feel safe with it. The side plates are like grilled brussel sprouts, you're not sure the sprouts are gonna work out but you're feeling adventurous.

Example 1: Man I'm not too full this weekend for a little side plate spinnin'.

Example 2: Hey Tony, I know you're all full with your wife but if you're a little hungry I got just the girl at work for a little side plate spinnin. So you hungry bro?

buttered side down

A Youtube Chanel That Seem Like to be
Rip-off Howtobasic
but less an egg and more genius than howtobasic

Dude 1:dahm how to basic so disgusting
i hate his chanel so much
Dude 2: welp how about buttered side down?
Dude 1: What Is That?
Dude 2:Just Search This Cmon

South side knock

Honking your car horn to announce your arrival at someone's house, instead of getting out of your car and knocking on their door like a civilized person.

Origin: St. Louis, MO

My neighbor's visitor picked them up at 3 AM, gave the south side knock when they pulled up .

beneficial side effect

Faced with the global COVID-19 pandemic, hostilities between nations seem to have vanished.

We are all in it together, all human and vulnerable to the same degree. If there can be a beneficial side effect to a devastating pandemic, it may be this awareness.

Side dick

1. Noun: The side view of a dick, vertical unless hard then it would be mostly horizonal depending on your curve

2. Noun: The male version of side chick

I loved the way Luis's side dick looked in that jock strap

My side dick hasnt texted me back in 20 minutes, guess its my vibrator tonight

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South Side 'Hoods

The meanest gang in Bolton, Ontario.
Responsible for 45% of the crime in that area.

Oh shit! It's the South Side 'Hoods coming to shoot us to death!

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texas side sip

technique used to drink from a large moonshine-style jug whereas the consumer puts their pointer finger through the small jug handle, rests the jug on the outside of the same upper arm and lifts elbow to pour liquid into mouth from the jug.

The drinking vessel was too awkward to hold conventionally so I decided to use the texas side sip.

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