special forces

A common term referring to a soldier who is part of a special ops group, from the US Army's Rangers to the US Navy SEAL's. Counterterrorist units are also special-forces.

"Look at all those soldiers out there in Iraq."
"Actually those are Rangers."
"Oh...special-forces?"
"Absolutely. Special-forces are the ones who fight wars these days."

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Chef's special

When you eat a steaming bowl of lard, until it gives you diarrhea. Thus lubing your ass properly for gay anal sex. Giving you a greasy poo lube.

You need to eat the chef's special so your butt will be all warm and greasy for your boyfriend later.

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special touch

When a male tickles a female's asshole untill she shits all over his fingers.

"I gave that hoe my special touch"

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Philly Special

The trick play in Super Bowl LII where Eagles Trey Burton threw a touchdown pass to quarterback Nick Foles to annihilate the New England Patriots.

Hey, remember when Nick Foles ordered up a Philly Special wit whiz to Tom Brady and won the Super Bowl? E-A-G-L-E-S

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wednesday special

the code words when you pull up to your favorite fast food franchise to special order a gram of hydroponic chronic through the drive-thru

"Yo I'm about to pick up a Wednesday Special and get Frosty with Wendy."

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Pedro Special

When the guy who washes your car at your local gas station decides to leave a rank ass fog behind him as he hands you your keys.

I must have gotten the Pedro Special because it smells like old burritos in here.

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ihop special

to put pancakes around a mans shaft and be eaten off sexually.

Burns mom gave me the best blueberry ihop special last night, that i had to order seconds.

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