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Someone who buys four pairs of jeans on sale at Costco.
Did you hear about Ruby? She went full spider and bought four hella cheap pairs of jeans at Costco!
Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"
League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.
He glitter spidered my face last night
a stupid gif that is miu iruma crawing like a fucking spider
me: *sends gif*
S: WTF IS THAT
me: that is spider miu w0r3sh!p h3R 0r D!3
S: this is why you dont have friends-
when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"
Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"
old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her
mom spider