1. Miniature shovel
2. Half of a spork
3. Cereal master tool
4. Weapon safe for children
Place the spoon on your nose to look and sound like squidward.
British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ
Oh My God! You're such a spoon
An abbreviation referring the British chain pub Wetherspoons
“Hey, me and my mates are popping to spoons after this, you wanna join?”
Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.