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A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
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A nuclear-level comeback from an insult
B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now
This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.
Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”
Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”
*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.
The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.
S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."