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house kid

A younger kid or adult that hasn't spent a lot of time out on the street, at local/punk shows, or just living out of the house in general but says/acts like they have.

Steven is so shady, he is probably actually a house kid!

by munecaratonxita November 12, 2013


kerosene kid

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!

Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

by Definitionary October 21, 2022


Drooly Kid

One who portrays characteristics of a mentally challenged child

"That girl is a Drooly Kid!" exclaimed the boy.

by Goosehead513 January 5, 2010


kid aggro

When you child walks in while you are busy and dominates your time, preventing you from doing what you were doing. Especially when playing a game, watching tv, or other activities.

Dad into headset: "Quick, heal me while I taunt that mini-boss."
Kid: "Daddy, I have to go potty. Can you keep me company?"
Dad into headset: "I'll brb"
Voice from headset: "Dude, you got the kid aggro!"

by Lomanbjorn January 9, 2013


Faire kid

A faire kid is a kid who grew up in a renaissance faire community, spells fair like faire, probably wants to be an actor, and probably gets bullied.

Yeah, she's a faire kid

by stiiiiiitch May 31, 2021


Scooter Kid

Always at fault.

“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”

“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”

by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022


Abington Kids

Abington Kids- the Abington kids that live in wealthy town. The school is filled with whores that basically don’t where clothes and let there Boobs pop out if there shirts and there booty shorts are way to short and they let there ass hang out where the pervert boys obsess over. Than there’s the fuckboys and fuckgirlsthat are super hot and are athletic. They have there own big group that just where sweat pants or shorts for the boys and leggings and sweatpants or nike shorts for the girls. All the time they smoke there juul hang out either at Weldon in Glenside or at the turf and be teenagers and don’t give a shit they love to eat, and go football games most of the time they just leave and go into the woods right across from the stadium and hookup in the woods than after that they will go to Burger King on Easton road and go there and muck bang than hookup again after. Than they will split up into girls and boys than the girls will go home and talk and eat ice cream smoke there juul and ft the boys while there playing fortnite which is very fun. Than there’s the emo kids that stare at you when you’re walking through the hallways weird they smelled bad they have greasy hair they’re always wear all black very awkward if you look at them though have a scared look. Same with the weird kid they just don’t wear all black because your parents won’t let them and they have no friends.

The Abington Kids are rich and snobby, and all they do is drink and juul.

by fashion designer November 7, 2018