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Sexiest man alive. Huge penis. Tends to give girls orgasms that resemble a tornado ripping through every part of their body.
Hey, did you hear about Ben Roper's dick?
Yeah, its huge!!! As soon as he got in me, i felt like a hurricane of pleasure was enveloping me
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A typically lone and desperate man ties a kite to his metal wristband and proceeds to wank during a thunderstorm. The desired effect is for lightning to strike the kite and be transferred through his hand into the rod which he is furiously wanking.
High School Douche: Dude did you hear about Mark? He tried the Ben Wanklin and got struck by lightning and died!
High School Douche 2: Well did he say it felt really good before he died? I kinda wanna try it, my girlfriend hasn't been putting out lately.
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A radical anti-left republican who smells bad and is potentially in the closet.
According to Ben Shapiro's wife's (now deleted) twitter likes, he should really buy deodorant.
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A reactionary pundit whose career began whith two books he published before he turned 22. A brief list of his activities include being editor in chief at Breitbart News, co-founding Truth Revolt, and hosting The Morning Answer. Now he whines on the Ben Shapiro Show and The Daily Wire over how most Americans are not enthusiastic about civil law being based on fundamentalist theology.
The gay couple were enjoying a romantic date over pork chops until an observing Ben Shapiro called their choice in diet worthy of capital punishment.
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1. v. tr. To physically abuse a bystander or stranger in a an extremely violent fashion, often without an explicit reason.
2. v. tr. To break and enter into a stranger's home and mercilessly beat the shit out of him or her; typically concludes with a gunshot to each knee. As in the movie The Town.
1. I need to let off some steam; I think I'm going to Ben Affleck some poor bastard tonight.
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A gay sex position in which one man is passionately fucked by the other man while eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's.
Dude, Tim and I tried ben and jerrys the other night. And I'm not talking about the ice cream.
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Big Ben is a person with ginger hair,massive muscles,great dress sense and fat chains. Big Ben spends all his time at the gym he only leaves for a shag or a fight. Never mess with him because he will destroy you!
Big Ben is coming RUNNNN
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