Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
It’s famous for a bunch of dick suckers and pussy lickers
Grant county is a trashy place
Dyer county high school is a school of lame bums and racist ratchet people. If you know someone thinking about attending this school warn them, this is the last place they want to be.
“Hey did you hear about James thinking about going to dyer county high school?” “Yeah I did, he’s and idiot”
Known for fucking anything they can put their dick in look like the rednecks off of wrong turn and no one knows were it is but run when someone wants to take you there
You: were is mid county
Them: on my dick
You: ig you are from mid county
Them: how could you tell
You: bcz your missing an ear and have one tooth and your house is repaired with plywood
Ross county jail
joe: Jeremy robbed a bank
jòse: ross county jail
When US Congressman Marc Molinaro uses his Dutchess County charm to blow smoke up his constituents' asses yet sells it as sunshine.
Marc Molinaro Facebook is filled with Dutchess County Sunshine!
Beautiful views hillbilly’s and queers nothing quite as diverse as Macon county you got the Drake family to a whole bunch of drugs to bars in the double digit and a whole lot of fighting
Macon county is a county full of trouble makers