Punching a dessert or taking the piss
Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?
To punch someone in the asshole.
Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"
To be drunk beyond recognition.
Austin: I am fucking fisted
Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours
experiencing a major inconvenience
“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”
An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody
Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.
Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house