three days grace

Worst band ever...especially because all you "im-so-punk" kids think they're really good. Some of the absolute worst, fake, whiny, mtv-manufactured lyrics I've ever seen. And they always have to be mad cause blah blah they're girlfriend is a bitch and blah blah their parents don't love them and blah blah they're addicted to drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

IM SO PUNK BECAUSE IVE GOT A MOHAWK AND YELL ABOUT HOW IM SO COOL CAUSE I GET HIGH AND STUFF AND yeah, im depressed and i hate my girlfriend .. anarchist forever!! *cough*.

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three dollar haircut

When you want to roast your friend but you can't think of anything so you gotta make it seem like you know what your doing.

You I'll straight up give you a three dollar haircut

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The three vital m's

The three Vital M's are Three main Basic things every one does when there on a computer, laptop , or PDA. Theese Three vitals Are

1) Msn
2)Munchies
3)Music

They can be in any order

Person 1 : Hey Wuu2?
Person 2 : Just the Three vital M's

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three times twice

to do something more than once.

Audra: "Brandon, you need to cut the grass"

Brandon " I been did that three times twice"

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Three course meal

When a girl licks your asshole, balls, and then sucks your cock to finish you off.

After I paid for dinner, I took her back to my place and she willingly gave me a Three Course Meal as a thank you.

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Schrödinger's Three Way

1) A sexual position with a single partner where visual and auditory stimuli are temporarily deadened. At that point in time one is in a superposition where penetration is occurring in all orifices simultaneous. Upon the return of auditory and visual stimuli, the wave form collapses and only one orifice is being penetrated.

2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.

1) "I had the most amazing time last night. My girlfriend put earplugs on me then we started having sex. Right when I was about to finish she put a blind fold on me and I felt like I experienced Schrödinger's Three Way!"

2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"

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three for being alive

The minimum amount of armies received at the beginning of ones turn in the board game RISK.

Steve - " So how many armies do you get Jim?"
Jim - "twelve for my book, two for Australia, and three for being alive."

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