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When your significant other vomits in your rectum and then feed it to the homeless
Hey what times the kansas soup kitchen?
A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus
Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!
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When someone messes up your plans. Similar to: When someone rains on your parade.
You really messed me up, you had to go and put your dick in my soup.
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Death metal and/or grindcore so br00tal it makes one's brain into soup.
"Hey Dave, how was the Napalm Death show?"
"Man, it was intense... it made my brain turn into chicken br00tal soup!"
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Falls from Power lines due to heavy electricity
"Invisible Lead Soup can bounce destructivley, flattening villages"
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Farting into your cupped hand and quickly shoving it over someones mouth .
You would say,"Hey Bill, how about a hot cup of soup" as you are swinging your cupped hand full of hot molten fart quickly twords his face, giving him no time to react. Hopefully resulting in deep inhalation ...
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A traditional American soup consisting of slippery snot, used tissues, and warmed up toilet bowl water.
I made my son snot rag soup over the weekend after he caught a cold.
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