Flying Dutchman

Its when you lube up someones asshole and then lube up your head and just take a running start and dive in.

I couldnt sit for weeks because of the flying dutchman ted gave me.

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fly crap

nothingness; use with aim

~hi
~hi
~watsup
~fly crap

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Flying Dragon

After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.

That bitch caught the flying dragon last night.

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Flying a kite

To be high on ketamine.

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.

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Fly The Bird

EMT, Paramedic and Firefighter speak for requesting dispatch send a medevac helicopter to the scene right away.

When we got on scene of the MVA yesterday, it looked really bad. The patient was heavily entrapped, the fire department started extrication and called county to have them fly the bird.

6👍 10👎

Flying Crotchmen

sex move; where the male sexual organ flys through the air, then later hovers above the woman counter part. after done so the weiner jolts into the womans vaginal cavity and squirts his manlyhood and purple liquids into her wee wee hole, after doing so the correct way to finish is a slap in the face by the male weiner (the smurf) while doing so he says " you like that don't you bitch..."
the woman then proceeds to yelp "give it to me baby, i want your cock in my wee wee hole!"

flying crotchmen = life.

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flying dragon

when a man is receiving oral sex, while sitting, he takes the arms of the blower and spreads them so their head fall on the receivers man shaft, enducing and involentary deep throat.

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