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Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐Ÿซด ๐Ÿ
Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023


like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*

Used by youtube NPC kids to get easy likes, frowned upon most social media communities

Like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*

*Insert something trying to point to the like button*

by iiLH February 7, 2024

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Chutiya thing

Something ridiculous, hard to believe or something which can never exist or happen

Bro 1:- bro fouzia thinks she's the perfect girl
Bro 2:- bro that's the most chutiya thing I've ever heard

by VirginMojitooo October 6, 2022


Things Remembered

an e-commerce retailer specializing in personalized gifts, messaging and engraving.

On January 10, 2023, 1-800-Flowers.com, Inc announced the acquisition of the Things Remembered brand, allowing the brand to continue on as a leading retailer of personalized gifts

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023


Untrue things

DO change people's minds Chris.

Hym "Being mean doesn't... And untrue things DO! And I don't agree that being mean doesn't change people's minds. Look at Jordan Peterson. He's ridiculous now. Can't you just admit it? Can't you just admit it just one time? You a promoting ideas that you know are not true and don't actually believe. How about this: You can't change people's mind if they are right and you are wrong. Like, you can't convince me that the Jews spoke to a reality monster. That isn't possible. There could BE one I guess and if so I'm gonna have to kill it but I highly doubt you spoke to it and it made you the boss of me forever. No amount of obfuscating what constitutes belief or God is going to bridge that divide. Chris it's just stop being mean, shut up, let us steal your shit and deny you the credit you deserve, and work a job. That's it. And for what? All to keep Kendra from having to be the whore who molested a retard instead of fucking the creator of AI? To get me to accept the untrue things you are saying as true? Or is it because you cannot accept that you are not more deserving of things that I am? You deserve less. You're contribution is worth less. And that applies to all of the YouTube filth. Mine is more. It doesn't matter how I did it. I did it."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2025


The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023


Leng thing

When two males from opposite worlds become conflicted with a similar conquest one described as a โ€œ outnumbered ginger โ€œ & the other a โ€œ fat brown eyed boy โ€œ must compete in a journey for โ€œ queen leng thing โ€œ affection.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time storyโ€™s , tears of pain โ€œ look at that photograph โ€œ , Lack of โ€œ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat โ€œ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.

Donโ€™t be a tommy or Patrick

Leng thing run !

by Bagsofcash January 21, 2021