When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead
Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you
A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.
Also can mean a MLG
Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.
1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."
A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive
YouTuber with 1.07 Million subscribers with a lot of bloxburg money and is really funny
Person 1: have u seen Ashley the unicorns new video?
Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video
Unicorn rainbow is when a boy cums onto your vagina and rubs it to your asshole
Person of many job Hats ,someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find that was needed
Just Unicorn LLC
That guy was a Just Unicorn, Prefect