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When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)
Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no
The advice preached by some fringe American pastors to their congregations with regard to mask wearing and vaccination, who claim that Covid-19 is a “fake pandemic” and that they themselves would not take a vaccine—and that Donald J. Trump won the 2020 presidential election by a landslide, who would be re-elected as the President of the United States, be it in 2020, 2024, 2028, or even later (after serving his reduced jail sentence, commuted by the President of the day).
A conservative pastor from Tennessee, who is probably scientifically challenged, told his faithful uncritical church members: “Don’t trust the fake media, but use your Bible and your brain to decide whether you want to wear a mask or get vaccinated.”
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Contrary to "Hop on Among Us", "Wanna hop on Among Us" is a slang term, begging for rough sex of any kind. The functioning difference is that "Wanna hop on Among Us" can be used in a heterosexual context and is mostly used by females.
Woman: Hey, Baby. Wanna hop on Among Us with me later? *Secretly wanting to be slammed into the headboard*
Man: Wow! YES!
The woman asked the man, "Wanna hop on Among Us with me?" because she is horny as hell, but wants to maintain plausible deniability.
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The among us imposter 3 am challenge is a challenge based on the game among us,
you are required to call the among us imposter who looks like a jelly bean with little legs and a little blue part on his face that represents glass to sea through, the imposter has a backpack on his back. In the game the imposter is required to kill the other crew mates who look just like him, the challenge requires the challenger to call the imposter's phone number, the number will not be listed as this challenge has led to many deaths, after calling the imposter, DO NOT listen to what he says because he will say something like "unlock your door" or "(friends name) is the imposter" After the calls end in 10 to 30 minutes the imposter will come to your house with a knife, do not let him kill you or else you die. you need to shoot the imposter with a gun or a bomb, an m16 would work best for shooting the imposter and a pipe bomb would work for blowing him up. A second imposter might come but it is really rare.
Im gonna do the among us imposter 3am challenge!
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An awesome phrase to emphasise one's extreme emoness. Similar to "Emo To The Core Dude!". Till Death Do Us Emo has an uber handshake associated to it. Most people are unaware of this brilliant phrase.
Charli: TILL DEATH DO US EMO
Franki: TILL DEATH DO US EMO DUDE!
*awesome handshake*
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Engrish for "Your base now belongs to us!" Taken from an old, poorly-translated Japanese Sega Genesis game called Zero Wing.
Cats: That now all your base are belong to us, we let you make your time, for there is no escape! HAHAHAHAAAHAA!
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Engrish for "somebody detonated bombs all around us!"
what happen?
somebody set up us the bomb!
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