I thought we were friends

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.

Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

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I say we put mustard on it!

A joke by the Gigantic Turkey Sub that was used at an inappropriate time. Often used as a random laughter generator.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: outraged This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

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WE$T $IDE DOC MOB

Gang from alburquerque new mexico. Enimes with PCP and TC

Guy 1: Whatchu Banqin?
Guy 2: We$t $ide Doc Mob And What B*tch

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we can get back together

what a boys says when he wants you but is breaking up with you because he has to protect his reputaion as a player

him- listen, it'd not working
you- what?
him- yeah, your parents, us not seeing eachother
you- i get it, so we're done?
him- looks that way, are you okay?
you-yep, i think your confused
him- probably, maybe if we have classes together we can get back together.
you-(in you head) i'm in honors classes, we won't have anything together your an idiot.( not in your head) ok bye

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we should do something sometime

Although this sounds like quite a positive remark, there are really just two possible meanings:

1. the speaker may feel sorry for the recipient party, while they block your screen name and phone number. And file a restraining order. See also rejection hotline.

2. the speaker sincerely hopes that they never have to look at your face again. ever.

Ex. 1: I really enjoyed looking through your extensive pocket protector collection. We should do something sometime.

Ex. 2: I'm really sorry i ran over your dog and threw it into reverse several times. Anyways, we should do something sometime.

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We dont talk about BRUnoooo

A Song that has been stuck in my brain for the longest time. remember.. wE dOnT tAlk aBouT bRuNOOoooOO

We dont talk about BRUnoooo is a good song okay.

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We gotta get spongebob back

A stupid YouTube video with poorly drawn characters that look like they’re from the bottom pits of hell and all the octopus guy says is WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BAAAAAAAAACK

Squidward:WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BAAAAAAAAACK
Larry:Why
We gotta get spongebob back

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