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when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny
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A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"
*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.
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The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
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1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.
2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers
"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"
"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"
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The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.
Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
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When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.
Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle
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A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
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