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Sebastian’s wife

it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨

scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife

by daddysebastian June 15, 2021


yoongis wife

yoongis wife is the one and only sopecypher

the title of yoongis wife does belong to sopecypher

by sageinctrl May 13, 2022


jennies_.wife

such an underrated fanpage.

an amazing person, 100/10 should stan.

part of the definition is in the username.

xe is such a legend!

jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.

by returnofthebigtiddiegang January 2, 2021


Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021


wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 December 3, 2015


Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020


National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 3, 2020