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Most often used to describe someone who flakes. Often appears to have a box like head and blinks excessively. Uses words and phrases such as: ok, bet, just kidding, and not kidding. Has the mindset that everything he owns is superior to his opposers.
Guy1: I can't believe he said he was going to come to my party but never showed up.
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith
a fucking slag who shags there friends exes and makes there friends suicidal cus she a sket who’s got nothing better to do
Guess who shagged my ex? “Livi Smith” oh what a surprise
Fake slag who gets with people’s exes and especially her best friends and also try’s to make other people’s friends suicidal because she’s such a bitch
Guess who shagged my ex ‘Livi Smith’ oh what a surprise
Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
When you tell fibs to gain information or to get a kick out of the response from your workers.
Hey did you hear who got the new supervisor job? I heard it was the new night shift guy. No way! Your travis smithing me aren't you?