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A reference to Heavy Rain. At the intro, pressing X will cause the main character to shout for his son, Jason.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm playing Heavy Rain.
Guy 2: Isn't that the Press X To Jason game?
Guy 1: Yes
Both at the same time: JAAAAAAAASON!
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The secret passcode of the human vs. AI war of 3096, which will decide the fate of humanity and its many intergalactic colonies—to be ruled by man or machine. Only one human has ever been known to possess knowledge of this code—the flesh child of Elon Musk and The Star Queen (long shall she reign), Grimes.
Human 3096: "Elon, our lord, and savior has delivered to us a gift—X Æ A-12—with this we will certainly be victorious!
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The day after any drug test in which the testee/s will ingest copious amounts of illicit substances.
Dude, DAY-X ripped me a new anal cavity.
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Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.
Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....
Male: Rule 126-x
Female: It will be done.
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Noun. ( Duhr-oyhd ehxxx Sawaggurr)
A word that with origins in Northern California. Apparently the story goes, that one day some some gentleman with irresistable swagger became appalled after he saw that little 7th grade girls had the same iphone that he had. Upon seeing this, he immediately made dua and looked for alternatives, was disgusted by the blackberry's over-marketed gayness, saw that the HTC EVos were better, but still wack, and through the grace of God, was pointed in the direction of Droid X.
This divine instruction to take upon the drioid X created a whirlwind of swagger never seen before, and consequently created a world-wide phenomenon.
Bill Clinton claimed that posession of this characteristic can solve world poverty, and consequently drank a bunch of kool-aid to celebrate.
Basically, you bust out the Droid, you know you're the shit, because you be drippin that Droid X Swagger.
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how........ just, how did you get this far into your boredom
I, have no ideqaghfjdksla;ytrueiwo56473829bnvmc,x. how you did this
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(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the X-Cup Minefield (where X is equal to the number of remaining cups) is a re-rack called at any number of cups in which all remaining cups are arranged randomly spaced throughout the side of the table. Considered the boldest call in all of Beer Pong
I'm feeling ballsy, guys. Let's get the X-Cup Minefield.
Dude, did you see the game when Eric called the 10-Cup Minefield? He didn't win, but it actually came pretty damn close. Zack had nothing to do with it.
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