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gas station gun

A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.

Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?

Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?

Customer: Well my budget is up to $350

Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.

by Cokeman234 August 22, 2021


Machine Gun Breakfast

1. "The process of sprinkling cocaine on your breakfast cereal then proceeding to say 'that's what's up' as a comment to anything anyone says to you"

2. A snow-bro idiot who is just really, really stupid. This type of snow-bro will also answer to Johnny Breakfast and ASAP Breakfast

"Machine gun breakfast, you sprinkle too munch cocaine on your cereal!"
"That's what's up!!"

by jvilla423 May 18, 2014


MACHINE GUN KISS

A karaoke song featured in Yakuza 4, 5, and Like a Dragon.

chi-oku, ni-oku, hyaku-oku no kisu wo abisete yaru babe kono ude daite omae wo nido to hanashi wa shinai
MACHINE GUN KISS de JUST FALL IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Lol hi.. September 1, 2021


x-axis gun

By executing physical science's right-hand rule, point the x-axis direction pointer finger at the target and motion trigger-pulling my moving the third, fourth, and fifth fingers (the y-axis direction) while making gun noises with your mouth

The problem required finding the direction that the magnetic force pointed in which was difficult; therefore Sir Isaac Newton took his frustration out on the problem by shooting it with his x-axis gun.

by juking January 15, 2015


Recoome Eraser Gun

A move performed by Recoome, a villain and member of The Ginyu Force in the hit series "Dragon Ball Z". Also used as a nonsensical term for exggeration in awesome stories.

The move is executed when one strikes a ballet-like pose and fires a purple energy beam out of their mouth, dealing massive amounts of damage on the target and rendering them speechless from the sight of such a ridiculous attack.

Person 1: My mom was pissed that I didn't vacuum so she hit me with a Recoome Eraser Gun and threw me down some stairs.

Person 2: Holy shit, dude! Are you okay?

Person 1: Yeah, I mean my power level is over 9000 Needless to say, I vacuumed the house after that.

by Gay for Goldfrapp April 17, 2011

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Mo Gun Touw

Goddamn towel heads but commonly spoken in the Canton parts of China in Cantonese.
"Mo Gun" directly translates to "Towel".
"Touw" directly translates to "Head".

Jimmy looks at Hassan Aziz, "Wow look at that fucking Mo Gun Touw, he is definitely keeping a bomb in his Mo Gun

by Mo Gun Touw September 17, 2018

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shiznappled shot gun

when a man wants took hook up or have sex with a woman just to get some.

Girl: how'd the hook up go last night?
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'

by Alex Shiztrankk July 17, 2009

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