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The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
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1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.
2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness
2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
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1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.
2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?
see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister
honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.
yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.
ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.
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A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.
Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.
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An Oakland slang basically meaning a man with no driving experience attempting to drift(Initial d)
Damn that guy pulled a Jack Choi and almost got us killed!
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Bassist in the cool pop/rock band Twenty Twenty. He was born on the 21st of May 1990 to parents Jane and Stuart Halliday. He has an older brother Sam, and two younger siblings Joe and Lydia. He is in the band Twenty Twenty with his brother, guitarist Sam Halliday and drummer Sonny Watson-Lang.
Person 1: Who is that amazing bassist in Twenty Twenty?
Person 2: Oh, dont you know? Thats Jack Halliday!
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Synonym for "masturbate".
"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me
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