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Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 22, 2019


sam reinhart

Currently in the NHL. On the Buffalo Sabers and is #23.His birthday is November 6 1995. Grew up in Vancouver. Reinhart tied for the tournament lead at the 2015 World Junior Championship with 5 goals and 11 points, helping the host Canadians win the gold for the first time since 2009

Sam Reinhart is really good at hockey

by Random1235 January 12, 2018


Sam Higgs

A gentlemanly teen who acts like he is two generations behind on the world because he's so technologically inept despite having an engineer dad. The dummy thick clap of his asscheeks alerts the people around him as he approaches them. Acts with accordance to the law and with a polite and charming habit because he's a goody two shoes but in reality he's a sadistic edgy bitch who thinks acting depressed and being psychopathic is quirky and funny.

"You're such a Sam Higgs, you don't have an instagram account?!"
"Damn you got a Sam Higgs ass!"
"Stop acting like a Sam Higgs."

by wyrdling September 13, 2020


Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 9, 2014


2020 sam

overdosing on cough syrup and dying in an alleyway. It's like 2007 Britney but you die.

Omg did you hear Tiffany 2020 Sam'd last night?

Omg that test was awful, it made me wanna 2020 Sam.

by urmaam September 27, 2019


Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020


Sam Knox

A fucking twat

Sam Knox

by Imveryboredinanenglishlesson January 14, 2020