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When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.
“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”
If "Couture" is the design of fashionable clothes to a person's specific tastes and measurements, then "Lake Couture" is expressed as clothing explicitly designed for life on the lake with a casual and artfully stressed rugged flair. Each "Lake Girl" or "Lake Guy" likely has their favorite shoes to protect their feet and deal with water and walk on boats. It mixes bikini tops, shredded cut-off shorts, cropped shirts, hoodie sweatshirts, lifestyle quotes, and maybe a touch of sparkle, depending on the lake region.
"Did you see Jane when she showed up at 'Party Cove' on Memorial Day? She was decked out in Lake Couture, American flag bikini top, short-shorts, and a bedazzled $4 Bass Fishing trucker hat!"
A lake in Billerica Massachusetts. About 90% of the people here are white supremacists. But 10% of them are badasses. They smoke hella weed and have easy access to juul pods from the Mobil gas station there. That 10% of nuttings lake hangs around with the pinehurst kids, and we all know how those kids are. Most of nuttings lake is kinda shitty, but the 10% are the chill kids.
Oh you’re from nuttings lake? You’re either a loser or a fuckin G.O.A.T
When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake
Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake
Any random woman at the lake who consumes mass quantities of alcohol and who also twerks uncontrollably. She may also show her breast multiple time throughout the day or night and have promiscuous sex with random stranger's.
Hey , did you guys see that lake thot twerking on the front of that boat today?
when you're reading fanfic and a lake house is mentioned at any point in it, you know you're about to get fucked up
"Chris could see Ethan sitting at the edge of the dock, legs dangling but not touching the water due to how tall the structure was." aw shit.... here we go again, it's another lake house trope
(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)